Friday 4 September 2009

Crude humour

Obama: Who are you?
Hu: Yes.
Obama: English please, and it will be great if you can open your eyes.
Hu: I speak English. China speaks Engrish. Hummer is Chinese now. China makes everything now, including milk in melamine and toys in lead. We will also break India apart and ruin their exports. We will rule the world.
Obama: We can't let you take jobs out of America. Yes, We can, with a 't.
Hu: We are not taking Jobs. (Punches Steve in the eye) He has an iJob.
Steve Jobs: Hu stays hungry. Hu stays foolish.

Posting after quite a while. Will write more later. Currently reading Ayn Rand, Bertrand Russell, J Krishnamurti and other interesting stuff about economics, evolution, science, technology and steel.

PS: No harm intended. I know India is not the perfect place on the earth and I don't hate the dragons but everybody is making too much noise about their esteemed return. And too loudly. Shh! They are listening.

3 comments:

The Comedian said...

Economics, evolution, science, technology, and STEEL?

Me currently reading about AIDS in India, the Naxal Movement, and the domain name industry (don't ask).

Oh and also this book by Tarun Khanna which, strangely enough, is a long comparison between India and China. :)

Welcome back maccha.

Unknown said...

Steel in workplace and others at home (not so strictly)

Also read 'Banker to the poor' and 'Leaving Microsoft to change the world'. Both are about amazing social enterpreneurs.

Ritesh Agarwal said...

Excellent post Kartik; loved the style....